I was going to post here to tell you all how much I love this community and all your works (especially the fanart, and especially especially anything with Eight in it). I was going to say how I'll probably never end up posting, because as much as I love Doctor/Doctor, it doesn't seem to be in me to write it.
And then my mind challenged me. It said "You've never backed down from a challenge before... write it".
So I did.
Eight/Seven. Now, the only Seven I've seen is what was in the Doctor Who TV movie and what was in the novel Lungbarrow, so forgive me if I got his character wrong. However, I did find him interesting and would like to see more with him.
Why Eight/Seven? Well, they are at the top of the page for this comm, you know? That, and well, I'm not particularly attracted to those 2 together, but I thought it would make for an interesting bit of crack, and it just seemed like fun.
The title? What's Eight plus Seven?
Genre: Romance, Fluff, CRACK
Summary: Eight pays an unexpected visit to Seven.
(x-posted to halfhumandoctor, dwfiction)
Eight pushed Seven up against the console.
"But... how did you... you're not even supposed to BE here!" Seven protested.
"Don't ask how, don't ask why... just go with it." Eight replied lustily, his voice like husky silk. Leaning in, he starts kissing the neck of the shorter, older-looking man... little, hungry kisses, insistent, not taking no for an answer.
"I... I... my my my..." Seven gently pushes Eight off of him. "Now, you're a handsome young man, but..."
"You don't know, do you?" Eight says with a look of dawning realization on his face. "You don't realize who I am."
"You..." Seven stops cold.
"Oh. Well then. That does change things a bit, doesn't it?"
"Indeed." Eight smiles down at his younger/older counterpart.
"Still, this brings us back to the fact even more that you're not even supposed to be here!" Seven cries.
"And, as I said before, just go with it." Eight persuades, that winning smile on his lips.
Seven sighs. "Oh, hell. It's not like I was doing anything important tonight anyway."
Eight grins and resumes his ministrations.